This little magical button belongs right on the side of your URL bar. Honestly, it should be built in as standard on 100% of Browsers.

--Then everyone can actively interact with JavaScript and stop being dictated by others. There is a 100% chance that JavaScript is currently interacting with everyone already, whether they know it or not!! So why not put the power back in your hands?

Imagine yourself on a lazy Sunday afternoon, quietly reading an article about meditation... when BAM!!! All of a sudden this OBNOXIOUS, bright-red, completely unnecessary pop-up window instantly COVERS your screen.
Now stay calm. This is the right time to just take a deep breath. Feel free to shake your head slowly in righteous moral superiority,towards this blatantly uninvited, rude behavior. For now it is time yet again to casually slide your cursor up onto the right-side of your address bar. *Click!* Oh the magic little button. What a relief. Life is right back to what you were previously occupied doing.

At that moment, you can have this additional satirical moment acting out as the stern, a-bit-too-mean-but-fair second grade teacher actively scolding this particular immature and annoying web designer:
"Sorry Timmy, but for today you have lost your ability to use JavaScript. We're not going to act out like that, anymore; okay bud? Tomorrow I'll think about maybe giving your privileges back, but as for now... they're 100% gone.
So now go sit in the corner, so the rest of us can get back to what's actually important."